A Weather Eye on the Horizon

A03 meme, stolen from cypher, where you list your ten stories on the archive with the most hits.



Possible Cures
Merlin (BBC)
Merlin/Arthur
Explicit
No Archive Warnings
“That—.” Merlin points to the empty bottle on the table. “That was an aphrodisiac, and…um. You drank all of it.”
717 Hits

Physical Therapy
Sherlock (BBC)
John, Sherlock (gen)
Teen
No Archive Warnings
“John,” she says, the way you might talk to someone who is perched precariously on a log above a river, “Where’s your cane?”
488 Hits

Heard It All Before
Merlin (BBC)
Merlin/Arthur
Explicit
No Archive Warnings
Arthur is the only person Merlin has ever met who uses death threats as endearments. “Fine, then. There won’t be anyone to polish your boots, or suck your cock.”
424 Hits

Going Cold
Gankutsuou
Franz/Albert
Explicit
Underage
"Do you remember when we all used to be friends?" He sits down across the table from Franz. "All those rides in the countryside, the trips to the beach? When we talked to each other?"
379 Hits

Talk
Assassin's Creed 2
Ezio/Leonardo
Teen
No Archive Warnings
Leonardo likes to talk. There are some ways to quiet him, Ezio knows.
286 Hits

Nonfiction
Assassin's Creed 2
Ezio/Leonardo, Mordern-Day Assassins
Mature
No Archive Warnings
"So I suppose we should call up the universities, then. Scholars have been debating about this for years."
234 Hits

Naked Pirate
Final Fantasy 12
Balthier, Vaan
Teen
No Archive Warnings
Apparently, a man running down the street in the nude was a rarity even in a pirate's stronghold. Some people looked scandalized, others amused, and some, quite a significant number actually, looked delighted.
197 Hits

A Work of Art
Assassin's Creed 2
Ezio/Leonardo
Explicit
No Archive Warnings
“Is it for torture?” Ezio asks after a moment or two. “It doesn’t look like any weapon I’ve ever seen."
196 Hits

Honorable
Tales of Vesperia
Yuri/Flynn
Explicit
No Archive Warnings
"I'm a vigilante, remember? You're honorable."
192 Hits

The Butler: Summoned
Black Butler
Ciel/Sebastian
Mature
Underage
"I hardly care if you please," Ciel says. "It would please me, and that is all that matters, is it not?"
178 Hits



Unsurprisingly, seven out of the ten are western fandoms, and almost all of them are porn. What I find a little more interesting is that it contains both of my underage!fics.
I suppose people like little boys ordering demons around.